Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked
him to answer a question. "Johnny, If there were five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left"?
"None" Johnny replied, "cause the rest would fly away".
Well, the answer is four, said the teacher, but I like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny says, I have a question for you. If there are three women eating ice
cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone
and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her cone"?
"No", said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."