Men Are Just Happier People

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MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
 
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.



I've lived with a number of women- this has been true for everyone of them except one. She had an IQ of 150+. That was a whole DIFFERENT set of problems.:lol:
 
I've lived with a number of women- this has been true for everyone of them except one. She had an IQ of 150+. That was a whole DIFFERENT set of problems.:lol:

hehe....about what my ex made/year when she retired....

and my buddies daughters can add another 100 to that making 250g's/year EACH, PLUS their husbands salaries, they ALSO are CPA's.....

:eek::shocking::shocking:
 
Men spend time with woman hoping for sex to be the result.
Women have sex with men hoping for time together to be the result.

We men are simple beasts, easy to please. Food + sex = happy man.
Women's needs for happiness constantly mutate, much like the aids virus and there doesn't appear to be a cure coming any time soon.

A beautiful woman has the advantage that she can get any man she wants.
Men have the advantage that any piece of ass will do.
 
Men spend time with woman hoping for sex to be the result.
Women have sex with men hoping for time together to be the result.

We men are simple beasts, easy to please. Food + sex = happy man.
Women's needs for happiness constantly mutate, much like the aids virus and there doesn't appear to be a cure coming any time soon.

A beautiful woman has the advantage that she can get any man she wants.
Men have the advantage that any piece of ass will do.

yea, that works.:bounce:
 
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