From the pics that he posted, it was obvious that mammary deflation was well on its way and her physiology was yielding to the power of nature (she was well past her prime and her prime was not that good to begin with). Now, I will be the first to admit that these things are subjective and one man's dream girl is another man's unsightly wildebeest. If you believe that Durango's female was attractive, god bless you. We need more soldiers like yourself consuming the time and passions of subpar, mediocre females in order to spare me from their reproductive aspirations. I have a hard enough time keeping the delectable females at bay. It may sound like an enviable position to be so feverishly desired by females but trust me, it is exhausting.
I stand by my statement that Durango was a dork and that his female was at best, barnyard grade.
Now, if you continue to push me, I will lower his status further, to "metrosexual".