AHHHHHHH! It's True!

Know what's funny?, back in '98 on the second date with this gal, I hit a damn Florida deer square up in the headlights on night, in my '72, busted hell outta the entire assy, both sides.....went fixed lights after that.....

I was tempted to take the deer home and figger out how to dress it out, never did THAT before.....

SHE was all bitchy about the freeking DEER, and I was ALL upset about my VETTE....hell with HER@!!@!!!!

just another expensive hippy bitch....screw THAT@!!!:harhar:
 
here's reason number 10 billion why being homeless sucks.

Whenever a deer is hit, the Dept. of Fish and Wildlife pick up the fresh kill and take it to the homeless shelter where it is used for "chili" Same with bear and cougar... it's also what they do with the animals poachers get caught with.
 
I've been hungry. Roadkill? Whatever-kill. I'm hungry. Does it matter if it's a pnuematic bolt throught the brain of a screaming cow and 30 minutes later a bunch of plastic wrapped packages in a Somalian staffed meat plant (you ever been behind the scenes at a corporate meat plant? It'll make a vegetarian out of you) or the grill of a car through the chest at 60 MPH? Meat is meat. Sort through the bits and pieces, spit out some: I need food. At least roadkill is 'natural' meat, unlike store-bought flesh. How many people throughout the course of human history missed out on needed nourishment because they did not have access to mass and velocity enough to produce roadkill? Oh and the variety of 'cousines' of roadkill....

Just being a smart-ass here--one of the bitches about my work is that I see the kitchens & backsides of so many restaurants. So now, I very rarely eat out. And when I do, I just tell myself 'What are the odds? I'm not here for the food but the companion & evening...'
 
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JPhil,

Your single paragraph took me on am emotional journey. First I began to wonder, then I was horrified with car grills and high impacts. It was quick and witty. It led to my own first thoughts. If I saw a trash can full of red meat, did they take it down? Or, were they scrounging roadsides? If a hunter crossed a dead deer. Would they say, "put the guns away boys we scored easy today. Get a trash can, no maybe two!" No I don't think so. So finally I found the humor at the end of your paragraph. I was eased with emotion. But you then insisted on still typing. Damn you JPhil, I'm eating at home tonight!

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Ralphy
 
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JPhil said:
I've been hungry. Roadkill? Whatever-kill. I'm hungry. Does it matter if it's a pnuematic bolt throught the brain of a screaming cow and 30 minutes later a bunch of plastic wrapped packages in a Somalian staffed meat plant (you ever been behind the scenes at a corporate meat plant? It'll make a vegetarian out of you) or the grill of a car through the chest at 60 MPH? Meat is meat. Sort through the bits and pieces, spit out some: I need food. At least roadkill is 'natural' meat, unlike store-bought flesh. How many people throughout the course of human history missed out on needed nourishment because they did not have access to mass and velocity enough to produce roadkill? Oh and the variety of 'cousines' of roadkill....

Just being a smart-ass here--one of the bitches about my work is that I see the kitchens & backsides of so many restaurants. So now, I very rarely eat out. And when I do, I just tell myself 'What are the odds? I'm not here for the food but the companion & evening...'
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Decades ago I worked with an appliance sales dweeb who WAS in the restaurant/food service business as a manager, he got SO disgusted with the field he took an out, swore he would NEVER eat at any food joint again....and a very successful restauranteur owner was best buddies from childhood with owner of the place we worked....so that went over well, actually not an issue....:)

As for road kill, I told of my hitting that damn deer and ruining the operating headlights on the '72 vette, but the REST of the story is wife here took a twice a month job of overnight courier doing payroll distribution all over the city of Jacksonville, and down to Daytona to meet the other person that covered Orlando....and back up on another back country route, so I would pack a pistol because we carrying check and cash and all sorts of material, not that anything ever happened but some of them stores in middle of the night, were kind of scary .....but what was MORE scarey was the back country roads 2 lanes wide and deep woods on either side, clocking 60+ and seeing all the eyes on either side of the road, deer and pigs and whatever.....after her contract ran out, I demanded she stop it, and so now she has her own book keeping business, time to stop being a road runner.....

the Motor Home came with a heavy enough crash bar in front, a V wedge braced by metal, and fronted by wood, enough to take a ~150 lbs deer on and save the radiator.....we not running at night, so I took it off....

:eek::hissyfit::smash::surrender:
 
SuperBuickGuy said:
here's reason number 10 billion why being homeless sucks.

Whenever a deer is hit, the Dept. of Fish and Wildlife pick up the fresh kill and take it to the homeless shelter where it is used for "chili" Same with bear and cougar... it's also what they do with the animals poachers get caught with.
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This sounds like one if the few good things about being homeless what the fuck are you talking about?
 
LOL!

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag[/ame]

Then thaaaaare's this one. The Beverly Hillbilly version.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SDhrTPOiI&feature=fvwrel[/ame]

Ralphy
 
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LOng gone now, but one of the really high class resturants in KC- the fire marshal nearly closed it down because the kitchen was so nasty- NOT the health department- the FIRE department. For years, if you were seen there, you had made everyone's A list.
 
TimAT said:
LOng gone now, but one of the really high class resturants in KC- the fire marshal nearly closed it down because the kitchen was so nasty- NOT the health department- the FIRE department. For years, if you were seen there, you had made everyone's A list.
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Must have been a greezy assed A list.....:lol:
 
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