Economic stimulus: this really makes sense now

[MYBAD79]

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:


Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.


Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.


Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:




* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .


* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.


* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .



* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..



* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .




* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .



* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.


(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !


No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

 

[mrvette]

Can't go the TATS, but the rest seems in line.....


now can I sell you some custom made BDSM gear???

like a Guillotine, lacing table, family entertainment center, St. Andrew's cross, St. Catherine's wheel????

used to make that stuff years ago with a welder buddy,

suspended cages for naked women above a nightclub floor.....

how about a stretch rack??

:twitch::smash::thumbs:

 

[Ralphy]

Shoot! I normally go see Korean prostitutes and drink Mexican beer, I need a lifestyle change?:sos:
Cheap attempt at humor!

Need not shop at Harbor Freight also.


Ralphy

 

[SuperBuickGuy]

oh you silly taxpayer, government giveaways are not for you. You only provide the giveaway money.

 

[DJ Dep]

Buy gold and silver. It won't be long before the American dollar will only be useful for starting fires in the fireplace. Welcome to the Weimar Republic Part II. :cussing:

 

[Twin_Turbo]

Can't go the TATS, but the rest seems in line.....


now can I sell you some custom made BDSM gear???

like a Guillotine, lacing table, family entertainment center, St. Andrew's cross, St. Catherine's wheel????

used to make that stuff years ago with a welder buddy,

suspended cages for naked women above a nightclub floor.....

how about a stretch rack??

:twitch::smash::thumbs:

:shocking:

 

[SuperBuickGuy]

I had a teacher once who said "if you owe the bank a million dollars and you can't pay, you have a problem." If you owe the bank a billion dollars and you can't pay, the bank has a problem."

Let's do a what-if.
What if the US defaulted on its debt?

What would happen?

Consider this, debt enforcement requires the ability to enforce debt collection - even the Chinese don't have enough to force us to pay.... they won't sell us goods, but so what? Same with the Arabs - what can they do to force payment?

In a country like Zaire, or Mexico, owing other countries a lot of money is a problem because they don't have the infrastructure, knowledge base, or resources to go at it alone.... not so with the US, if we don't pay, the world starves....

though investing in cages for naked women has some appeal

 

[mrvette]

Can't go the TATS, but the rest seems in line.....


now can I sell you some custom made BDSM gear???

like a Guillotine, lacing table, family entertainment center, St. Andrew's cross, St. Catherine's wheel????

used to make that stuff years ago with a welder buddy,

suspended cages for naked women above a nightclub floor.....

how about a stretch rack??

:twitch::smash::thumbs:

:shocking:

Twat is so :shocking: over this revelation, it's been on the net for over TEN years now....My welder buddy started with making a suspended Jail cell for a GO GO dancer in a nite club, then the revelation of him meeting a Madam and I forget the male equivalent term...., and so I happened to stop over and see the cage under construction and we laughed our asses over it and few beers.....and the deal grew in scope to what I said above....never went anywhere much, but we built a bunch of junk....I could show some Florida Cypress legs to a Cross but the steel center section they went in is unknown at this point.....made from 4x4's....

yeh, I"m stone serious...no bullshit....:1st:

 

[mrvette]

I had a teacher once who said "if you owe the bank a million dollars and you can't pay, you have a problem." If you owe the bank a billion dollars and you can't pay, the bank has a problem."

Let's do a what-if.
What if the US defaulted on its debt?

What would happen?

Consider this, debt enforcement requires the ability to enforce debt collection - even the Chinese don't have enough to force us to pay.... they won't sell us goods, but so what? Same with the Arabs - what can they do to force payment?

In a country like Zaire, or Mexico, owing other countries a lot of money is a problem because they don't have the infrastructure, knowledge base, or resources to go at it alone.... not so with the US, if we don't pay, the world starves....

though investing in cages for naked women has some appeal

YOU should have seen the shots I seen some years ago, wish I"d had a cam......


As for the debt, should see me on other Off Topic sections of over vette related forums, I fully advocate total and complete debt repudiation, outright, and final....let the banks fail, repudiate ALL debts in American lands....Grab all the gold bullion on our shores, call it nationalized...and use it to back new currency....ALL debts are wiped out, and we continue on backed by gold....

WTF IS the rest of the world going to DO??? fucking NOTHING that's what@@@@!!!! get a submarine missile shoved over their asses if they try much....WE don't need THEM, they need US.....

and of course any of our friends can join us and we work out the bux between/among us.....fuck the islamics, they are instantly Bankrupt, and WE control the .net not them....bring it ON mubros, alqueerda, MoHamed whatever....

and YES I"m serious....

:shocking::beer:prrtt:

 

[DJ Dep]

I had a teacher once who said "if you owe the bank a million dollars and you can't pay, you have a problem." If you owe the bank a billion dollars and you can't pay, the bank has a problem."

Let's do a what-if.
What if the US defaulted on its debt?

What would happen?

Consider this, debt enforcement requires the ability to enforce debt collection - even the Chinese don't have enough to force us to pay.... they won't sell us goods, but so what? Same with the Arabs - what can they do to force payment?

In a country like Zaire, or Mexico, owing other countries a lot of money is a problem because they don't have the infrastructure, knowledge base, or resources to go at it alone.... not so with the US, if we don't pay, the world starves....

though investing in cages for naked women has some appeal

What will happen? Have you not been watching the TV? Take a look at Greece or any of the other Euros that are defaulting. Rioting in the streets would be just the start of it. So what if you can't buy food at the grocery store. So what if you can't buy natural gas for heating. So what if you can't buy drinking water. Ever try living by candle light? Ever try growing your own food to live off of and not just as a hobby? I need insulin to control my diabetes. Not gonna get any of that. If you are collecting Social Security you can kiss that goodbye. Make sure you NEVER get sick because doctors want to get paid. And make no mistake, that is EXACTLY where we are headed. Bernanke has done QE3 and we are already feeling the effects in the price of pretty much EVERYTHING. The dollar is dropping in value DAILY. China won't call in our debt. But if China wants to march across the Pacific and occupy Japan and Korea and any other location they feel is necessary, how can we say no when we OWE? China has us by the short hairs. If they DO decide to stop buying our debt, and they may happen sooner rather than later (they are already switching to another currency), our dollar will drop like a rock.
Do you REALLY think any other country will invest in us or accept our currency if we tell everyone "f-you and what we owe you"?

 

[mrvette]

I had a teacher once who said "if you owe the bank a million dollars and you can't pay, you have a problem." If you owe the bank a billion dollars and you can't pay, the bank has a problem."

Let's do a what-if.
What if the US defaulted on its debt?

What would happen?

Consider this, debt enforcement requires the ability to enforce debt collection - even the Chinese don't have enough to force us to pay.... they won't sell us goods, but so what? Same with the Arabs - what can they do to force payment?

In a country like Zaire, or Mexico, owing other countries a lot of money is a problem because they don't have the infrastructure, knowledge base, or resources to go at it alone.... not so with the US, if we don't pay, the world starves....

though investing in cages for naked women has some appeal

What will happen? Have you not been watching the TV? Take a look at Greece or any of the other Euros that are defaulting. Rioting in the streets would be just the start of it. So what if you can't buy food at the grocery store. So what if you can't buy natural gas for heating. So what if you can't buy drinking water. Ever try living by candle light? Ever try growing your own food to live off of and not just as a hobby? I need insulin to control my diabetes. Not gonna get any of that. If you are collecting Social Security you can kiss that goodbye. Make sure you NEVER get sick because doctors want to get paid. And make no mistake, that is EXACTLY where we are headed. Bernanke has done QE3 and we are already feeling the effects in the price of pretty much EVERYTHING. The dollar is dropping in value DAILY. China won't call in our debt. But if China wants to march across the Pacific and occupy Japan and Korea and any other location they feel is necessary, how can we say no when we OWE? China has us by the short hairs. If they DO decide to stop buying our debt, and they may happen sooner rather than later (they are already switching to another currency), our dollar will drop like a rock.
Do you REALLY think any other country will invest in us or accept our currency if we tell everyone "f-you and what we owe you"?

WE don't NEED them, WE nationalize all the bullion on our shores, use it to back new currency, wipe out all the paper debts, and at same time wipe out islam.....:1st:

 

[DJ Dep]

WE don't NEED them, WE nationalize all the bullion on our shores, use it to back new currency, wipe out all the paper debts, and at same time wipe out islam.....:1st:

GENE: There have been numerous attempts to inventory just how much bullion is in Fort Knox. They have all been blocked. We have NO PROOF that there is ANYTHING in Fort Knox other than lots of Abrams tanks. Germany has just asked the US for a full itemized inventory of their bullion stores in the New York Federal Reserve bank. Know why? Because they don't trust us.

http://www.sott.net/article/252692-...-gold-back-because-it-doesnt-trust-the-NY-Fed

 

[Twin_Turbo]

I had a teacher once who said "if you owe the bank a million dollars and you can't pay, you have a problem." If you owe the bank a billion dollars and you can't pay, the bank has a problem."

Let's do a what-if.
What if the US defaulted on its debt?

What would happen?

Consider this, debt enforcement requires the ability to enforce debt collection - even the Chinese don't have enough to force us to pay.... they won't sell us goods, but so what? Same with the Arabs - what can they do to force payment?

In a country like Zaire, or Mexico, owing other countries a lot of money is a problem because they don't have the infrastructure, knowledge base, or resources to go at it alone.... not so with the US, if we don't pay, the world starves....

though investing in cages for naked women has some appeal

What happens is oil will be valued and paid in a currency other than dollars. The US loses the ability to buy prodyct with monopoly money. Think about it, only 1 country prints dollars. They are exchanged for goods but there is no gold value behind those dollars since they don't flow back into the US economy. Freebies! Think about it. Loosing oil currency is a big problem.


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[DJ Dep]

I had a teacher once who said "if you owe the bank a million dollars and you can't pay, you have a problem." If you owe the bank a billion dollars and you can't pay, the bank has a problem."

Let's do a what-if.
What if the US defaulted on its debt?

What would happen?

Consider this, debt enforcement requires the ability to enforce debt collection - even the Chinese don't have enough to force us to pay.... they won't sell us goods, but so what? Same with the Arabs - what can they do to force payment?

In a country like Zaire, or Mexico, owing other countries a lot of money is a problem because they don't have the infrastructure, knowledge base, or resources to go at it alone.... not so with the US, if we don't pay, the world starves....

though investing in cages for naked women has some appeal

What happens is oil will be valued and paid in a currency other than dollars. The US loses the ability to buy prodyct with monopoly money. Think about it, only 1 country prints dollars. They are exchanged for goods but there is no gold value behind those dollars since they don't flow back into the US economy. Freebies! Think about it. Loosing oil currency is a big problem.


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Well said TT. :thumbs:

 

[Twin_Turbo]

WE don't NEED them, WE nationalize all the bullion on our shores, use it to back new currency, wipe out all the paper debts, and at same time wipe out islam.....:1st:

GENE: There have been numerous attempts to inventory just how much bullion is in Fort Knox. They have all been blocked. We have NO PROOF that there is ANYTHING in Fort Knox other than lots of Abrams tanks. Germany has just asked the US for a full itemized inventory of their bullion stores in the New York Federal Reserve bank. Know why? Because they don't trust us.

http://www.sott.net/article/252692-...-gold-back-because-it-doesnt-trust-the-NY-Fed

I don't know the number but during ww2 all our bullion eas moved to knox. Untold billions of our gold are still there for "safe keeping" We'll probably never get it back


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[mrvette]

WE don't NEED them, WE nationalize all the bullion on our shores, use it to back new currency, wipe out all the paper debts, and at same time wipe out islam.....:1st:

GENE: There have been numerous attempts to inventory just how much bullion is in Fort Knox. They have all been blocked. We have NO PROOF that there is ANYTHING in Fort Knox other than lots of Abrams tanks. Germany has just asked the US for a full itemized inventory of their bullion stores in the New York Federal Reserve bank. Know why? Because they don't trust us.

http://www.sott.net/article/252692-...-gold-back-because-it-doesnt-trust-the-NY-Fed

Don't matter who's cage it's in, on our shores, declare it OURS, and hell with them all, especially the islamics, instant BK for islam, then we wipe out their power grids/plants take out their .com links, shut down the ports, take out the mosques, kill the mullahs....

obviously we need get our folks outta there first.....

the list of terrorism/sneak attacks by islam is just ASStounding we let go on SO long, time to terminate their existence.....


WE don't have to kill them, we let mommy nature do that.....

prrtt:

 

[Twin_Turbo]

Just checked, over 600000 kg, only 67000 is stored her, 90 percent elsewhere in uk canada and mostly the us. We probably got a worthless i.o.u

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[mrvette]

Just checked, over 600000 kg, only 67000 is stored her, 90 percent elsewhere in uk canada and mostly the us. We probably got a worthless i.o.u

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:shocking: We can work it out with our buddies, the most obvious target is islam itself.....

I think 'GOLD' backed currency is a psych gig anyway, like as if anyone going into some vault and find a gold bar, fat chance, it's on the women's fingers is where it is.....maybe the guys even.....DeBeers has to have SOMETHING to use for mounting diamonds on....:shocking:

 

[DJ Dep]

WE don't NEED them, WE nationalize all the bullion on our shores, use it to back new currency, wipe out all the paper debts, and at same time wipe out islam.....:1st:

GENE: There have been numerous attempts to inventory just how much bullion is in Fort Knox. They have all been blocked. We have NO PROOF that there is ANYTHING in Fort Knox other than lots of Abrams tanks. Germany has just asked the US for a full itemized inventory of their bullion stores in the New York Federal Reserve bank. Know why? Because they don't trust us.

http://www.sott.net/article/252692-...-gold-back-because-it-doesnt-trust-the-NY-Fed

Don't matter who's cage it's in, on our shores, declare it OURS, and hell with them all, especially the islamics, instant BK for islam, then we wipe out their power grids/plants take out their .com links, shut down the ports, take out the mosques, kill the mullahs....

obviously we need get our folks outta there first.....

the list of terrorism/sneak attacks by islam is just ASStounding we let go on SO long, time to terminate their existence.....


WE don't have to kill them, we let mommy nature do that.....

prrtt:

One guess who has been buying up gold like there is no tomorrow...CHINA!

 

[mrvette]

WE don't NEED them, WE nationalize all the bullion on our shores, use it to back new currency, wipe out all the paper debts, and at same time wipe out islam.....:1st:

GENE: There have been numerous attempts to inventory just how much bullion is in Fort Knox. They have all been blocked. We have NO PROOF that there is ANYTHING in Fort Knox other than lots of Abrams tanks. Germany has just asked the US for a full itemized inventory of their bullion stores in the New York Federal Reserve bank. Know why? Because they don't trust us.

http://www.sott.net/article/252692-...-gold-back-because-it-doesnt-trust-the-NY-Fed

Don't matter who's cage it's in, on our shores, declare it OURS, and hell with them all, especially the islamics, instant BK for islam, then we wipe out their power grids/plants take out their .com links, shut down the ports, take out the mosques, kill the mullahs....

obviously we need get our folks outta there first.....

the list of terrorism/sneak attacks by islam is just ASStounding we let go on SO long, time to terminate their existence.....


WE don't have to kill them, we let mommy nature do that.....

prrtt:

One guess who has been buying up gold like there is no tomorrow...CHINA!

They taking actual physical delivery of it?? on to their shores?? or taking some phony 'title' locked in a cage somewhere, marked 'China'???

I seriously doubt anyone has shipped any significant amounts of gold or silver bullion since WW2 and some of them boats went down too, and cargo on one of them from England? was found just a very few years ago....they dragging it up, I suppose.....like Mel Fisher and the Atocha , an old Spanish Gold boat that sunk off Florida and got found, years ago.....I actually worked on the metal detector gear he used to find that treasure with.....too bad I didn't skin dive, or I be on some island I bought sipping on a drink, and having the world do my bidding.....:beer::1st: