found this on another forum.....

MYBAD79

MYBAD79

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Unbelieveable...

"My car was idling like crap the other day so I figured since I just got it, it may have been awhile since anyone changed the oil out. I decided to go ahead and change the oil. I used Mobile 1 synthentic oil like I was reccomended on here. Anyways, I drain out the oil and noticed it was extremely dark and even after 10 minutes of draining, it was still coming out. I decided to go ahead and flush it to make sure all the bad stuff got out. I hooked up the hose, ran water through the engine, started it up and was waiting for the water to come out clean (The engine never went above idle so I was told this would be ok). Anyways, About 3 minutes into this, then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned out so I plugged it up, added the oil and figured I was ready to go. WRONG! The car won't freaking start now. This car has been nothing but trouble for me, I think I am done with it."

:smash::smash::smash::twitch::twitch::twitch:
 
OH bullshit, NO one is that stupid....






are they???:harhar::harhar::trumpet::eek::surrender::suicide:
 
You just can't top that one where the guy poured head gasket sealant into the crankcase of that Honda, and seized the engine. The pictures were a monument to stupid.:devil::devil::devil:
 
big2bird said:
You just can't top that one where the guy poured head gasket sealant into the crankcase of that Honda, and seized the engine. The pictures were a monument to stupid.:devil::devil::devil:
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I think I missed that one. Have a link?
Remember the one where the guy filled his bike with NOS energy drink? :suicide:
 
clutchdust said:
big2bird said:
You just can't top that one where the guy poured head gasket sealant into the crankcase of that Honda, and seized the engine. The pictures were a monument to stupid.:devil::devil::devil:
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I think I missed that one. Have a link?
Remember the one where the guy filled his bike with NOS energy drink? :suicide:
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Can't find it. The pictures were great. Copper bars leak all over the inside of the crankcase. Precious.:lol::lol:
 
big2bird said:
Can't find it. The pictures were great. Copper bars leak all over the inside of the crankcase. Precious.:lol::lol:
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None of the search engines worked for me..... Saudivette found it at one time, I remember he posted a link here. It is awesome, worth saving :smash:
 
MYBAD79 said:
Unbelieveable...

"My car was idling like crap the other day so I figured since I just got it, it may have been awhile since anyone changed the oil out. I decided to go ahead and change the oil. I used Mobile 1 synthentic oil like I was reccomended on here. Anyways, I drain out the oil and noticed it was extremely dark and even after 10 minutes of draining, it was still coming out. I decided to go ahead and flush it to make sure all the bad stuff got out. I hooked up the hose, ran water through the engine, started it up and was waiting for the water to come out clean (The engine never went above idle so I was told this would be ok). Anyways, About 3 minutes into this, then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned out so I plugged it up, added the oil and figured I was ready to go. WRONG! The car won't freaking start now. This car has been nothing but trouble for me, I think I am done with it."

:smash::smash::smash::twitch::twitch::twitch:
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He let the oil out while running and ran water through it to flush it out completly....poor car. What a fucking morron.:rofl:
 
awesome..... :smash:

now can you find the forum and the thread with that head gasket repair crap in the oil ???

that oil pickup screen looked like a mushroom :trumpet::mobeer::harhar:
 
MYBAD79 said:
awesome..... :smash:

now can you find the forum and the thread with that head gasket repair crap in the oil ???

that oil pickup screen looked like a mushroom :trumpet::mobeer::harhar:
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No, but you need some keywords out of the thread to do a good search on that one. Since i didn't read the original post, it's difficult.
 
Back in the late 70's I had a GF who had a brand new Datsun B-210 "Honeybee". One day she comes to me and says "My car makes a rumbling noise when I go around a corner". I say to her, "Did you check the air in the tires?" Her reply - "Tires are made of rubber, you don't put air in them" :suicide:
Then I asked if she ever checked the oil or the water....
Her response - "Now you are really trying to have fun with me - you don't put oil or water in a car, you put gas in it!" :suicide:

I told her she was right and from that point on I kept my mouth shut.
 
Ok, OK, one of my little MrPhil stories....Back around 74 or so....

Brenda...Ah Brenda, sexy redhead with little tits and a great ass, classy girl -but not too much! Lots of fun. Drove a Studebaker Lark. I shit you not. Beat up ratty little thing, but a good little car. 'It just stopped running' one day. Her boyfriend rescued her, checked it out, found the dipstick dry as a bone. "Jeez, Brenda, it's siezed from running with no oil! Don't you ever check the oil in this thing?"
Brenda replies, "Well the little red light on the dashboard that says 'OIL' has been on for months--That means it's full, right?"
 
DeeVeeEight said:
Back in the late 70's I had a GF who had a brand new Datsun B-210 "Honeybee". One day she comes to me and says "My car makes a rumbling noise when I go around a corner". I say to her, "Did you check the air in the tires?" Her reply - "Tires are made of rubber, you don't put air in them" :suicide:
Then I asked if she ever checked the oil or the water....
Her response - "Now you are really trying to have fun with me - you don't put oil or water in a car, you put gas in it!" :suicide:

I told her she was right and from that point on I kept my mouth shut.
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:sos: Oh Bullshit, NO ONE can be that ig'nant, CAN they??? :stirpot::suicide:
 
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