Gln

DeeVeeEight

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GLN - it's a new affliction affecting millions of people world wide.
GLN = Green Light Narcolepsy, a condition caused by individuals who are so absorbed with texting and "apps" on their cell phones that they totally miss the green light and have to wait for the next one.:smash:
 
GLN - it's a new affliction affecting millions of people world wide.
GLN = Green Light Narcolepsy, a condition caused by individuals who are so absorbed with texting and "apps" on their cell phones that they totally miss the green light and have to wait for the next one.:smash:

Serious as a heart attack, just over the last week or so, I have had to blast my horny horns over that very issue, if not damn similar.....

and I whip around their asses, beeping with a bad assed STARE

one this morning was a stupid bitch more interested in her fucking tiny little screen than her life....doubt she heard the horns in her damn SUV ....

I need a newer version of my imaginary .44 revolver for shooting out VW engines that cut me off in traffic....

maybe a 12 ga mounted laterally??? pass their ass, and all of a sudden they remember WTF is going on????

:smash::twitch::surrender:
 
I want some kind of directional magnetic pulse generating cannon. Smoke their computer, car electronics, cell phone, and loud ghetto stereo in one silent "beep."
Bullshark, Gene, set me up???:hunter:
 
I want some kind of directional magnetic pulse generating cannon. Smoke their computer, car electronics, cell phone, and loud ghetto stereo in one silent "beep."
Bullshark, Gene, set me up???:hunter:

HUMMM....I remember the EMP test station on Conn. Ave NW Wash DC....

Army, shit, I forget the name of the joint, just next door to Walter Reed in the day....anyway when they moved the place to join the National Bureau of Standards in G'burg Md.....the test place was open to the public,

inside that joint was a HUGE copper lined/walled room with what looked like Frankenstein movie shit....many copper doughnuts shape stacked in one location, that would be charged with HV the power of lightening....and hit mock up AMMO dumps

so they knew how to store ammo without it getting hit by nature....

:smash::smash::surrender:
 
I got bitched out by one yesterday. I turn the corner and she is stopped about 20 feet short of the stop sign with her focus on her knees. I flash the high beams and beep the horn. She does not wake up so I go around the bitch. Next I look in the mirror and she is having shit fits and kniptions waving her arms all about and yelling at me...... what a fucking moron!

Bird, the cops have those EMP generators, I am sure we can figure something out, although I am more inclined to go with something more dramatic, like a horn off of an ocean liner.
 
Watch out though, those jammers are often illegals.
Since the jamming would occur around a large radius, you could be spotted.

In the end it would not be that effective, see, to use twitter, facebook and such, you don't need continuous connection.
I bet those stuck at lights are just tipping their next message, and for that you don't need connection, not sure they would even notice.
 
Bird, the cops have those EMP generators, I am sure we can figure something out, although I am more inclined to go with something more dramatic, like a horn off of an ocean liner.

Back Hoe buddy of mine mounted a Diesel Locomotive horn on his truck. Man, I tell you, it was L O U D .:lol::lol:
 
I've thought of the jammer solution. Ideally it'd only have a range of about 500 feet. They'ed be pretty illegal, but you'd have to get caught.

I looked up jammers on ebay, and as I recall they are available. For instance, people who own restarurants would be interested in them. There is discussion about putting jammers in prisons to keep the inmates from surriptitously using them.
 

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