Quote of the day

[DeeVeeEight]

Sort of like the joke of the day but these are your favorite quotes.

I have several, as I am sure most of us do.

Here's one from a friend from Arizona...

Dumber than a rock, couldn't pour the piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Or my Dad's favorite, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

 

[Beagle 1]

You don't sweat too much for a fat girl.

 

[big2bird]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, your built upside down.

 

[SmokinBBC]

My Dads favorite....

Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket.

 

[DeeVeeEight]

Needle Dick,
The bug fucker....

Fat girls are like scooters.
Fun to ride but nothing to brag to your friends about.

Some people are like Slinkies.
Not good for much, but fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

 

[69427]

You know you're getting old when your back is stiff, and your dick ain't.

 

[DeeVeeEight]

Regarding enemies...

"I wouldn't piss on him if his head was on fire"

Regarding horses... again from my friend in Arizona

"I got my Mare stump trained...
I stand on a stump and she backs right up to me"

Regarding sheep

"Baaa" means "NO"

From my Grandfather regarding parking in New York City, specifically, backing up...
"Just go 'til you hear glass"

 

[TimAT]

From the airplane world:

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire"

Could apply to the Vette world too.

 

[1Michel]

Hey Tim, that one isn't bad either ....

"Why is it that all instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from the Earth?"

 

[1Michel]

From the airplane world:

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire"

Could apply to the Vette world too.

and to a few Ferrari's some have the bad habit to burn to the ground.

 

[JPhil]

"Slower than molassas in February"

"So tight he wouldn't shit BBs"

 

[mrvette]

Tighter than whale pussy, and that's waterproof......

 

[mrvette]

Life is like a penis - simple, straight, relaxed and hanging free.

It's the women who make it hard!

 

[The Rat]

Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool.

 

[denpo]

My Dad's favorite:
If you don't have the right (to do something), take the left.

 

[Kid Vette]

Drier than a popcorn fart.

 

[DeeVeeEight]

Colder than a witches tit in Nebraska

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Gnat fucker

 

[DeeVeeEight]

Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool.

Who said that, James Dean?

 

[Beagle 1]

NEVER steal a hubcap

Take the whole car

 

[Bullshark]

Beer is like sex,.... the worst one I ever had was fantastic