Retardment

DeeVeeEight

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This is priceless! RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually
reported by a teacher).


After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.

They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out.
They go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
 
I just do retarred guy projects.....like this AM, got up 730 after a decent night's sleep and grabbed the sawzall, cut down a 6+" diameter cherry tree....wild cherry, it will do as before....sprout up all OVER the joint.....cut down tons of other overgrown bushes....

OH, it's not ME that is the motivating force.....

going to pull the vette out and wipe down for some primer touch up....then to drive it again to see the recurring cracks all over again....

:shocking::goodnight:
 

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