Soccer Moms, SUV's and Cell Phones-RANT

DeeVeeEight

DeeVeeEight

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What a fucking impossible combination. I live a block from an elementary school. There are NO PARKING signs planted every 20 feet on both sides of the street. Three times a day there is absolute fucking INSANITY with these god damn school parents and their driving/parking habits. They park in the driveways, in the cross walks and on the corners. They park up on the curb or 3 feet from it. They park diagonally so the end of their vehicle sticks out in the street 2-3 feet. They stand in the MIDDLE of the street and have extended conversations while you have to wait for their self entiltled, my shit don't stink attitudes to get "in the mood" and let you pass. They also LOVE to open the door on the street side of the car and let the kiddies out and STAND THERE with the fucking door open while they block traffic and gossip. :tth: And the fucking COPS do their best to look the other way, they avoid it like the fucking beehive it is.:kissass::kissass::kissass:
The other day I waited to make a left turn on to my street while the oncoming vehicle approached me at about 10 mph. It was a fucking woman on the cell phone who could not walk and chew gum at the same time much less drive a car competently. I blew the horn as she crept by and turned in front of me - NO TURN SIGNALS - she was too fucking busy with that god damn cell phone, but she sure could let go of the wheel and angrily wave her arms at me! FUCKING MORONS! They ought to be video taped and publicly humiliated.....:devil:

Thanks - I feel better now......:thumbs:
 
Those people should be shot, and their inbreed offspring too ... so there LOL :D
 
Typical suburban hood here, they have 4 patches of rumble strips on the feeder/striper road one of two in/out of here, right by that damn elementary school.....I used to walk a mile to and from elementary school, crossing one major highway, and several streets....woopie doo, but NO, must be lines a mile long buzzing around that stupid school every AM and at 220-3pm shutting down the road, then to boot the crossing guard couldn't let the little bastards wait a minit for traffic, it's a regular cluster fuck there.....

I don't know why elementary schools are not stuck out on the EDGE of the neighborhoods, instead of right in the damn middle of all the action....

:flash::crutches::mad:
 
I agree Gene, especially about the crossing guard thing. When I was a kid I walked to school. When I got to the corner IF there was a crossing guard there I was made to wait, either for a break in traffic OR for a sufficient number of students to warrant stopping traffic to allow them to cross.
Nowadays if a crossing guard see's a kid within 200 feet of the corner they run out and hold traffic while the kid picks his nose and looks at the birds. Rush hour traffic can go to hell just as long as they can say "they did their job". Common sense and courtesy can go to hell, has gone to hell as far as I can tell.
 
Yeah that happens with our middle school too. but what really gets me about all the idiotic parents that can't function, they are the first ones to vote for more buses for the schools. Why?!?!?!?! They pick them up rain or shine! Taxes are high enough! Scare tactics are a wonderful thing :suicide:
 
Theyre a pain in the rear end for sure, at least you have to deal with them parked, most of the times I have to deal with those a$?%les at 70 mph yelling at the kids, yakking on the cell phone and whatever they can do at the same time.
 
DeeVeeEight said:
What a fucking impossible combination. I live a block from an elementary school. There are NO PARKING signs planted every 20 feet on both sides of the street. Three times a day there is absolute fucking INSANITY with these god damn school parents and their driving/parking habits. They park in the driveways, in the cross walks and on the corners. They park up on the curb or 3 feet from it. They park diagonally so the end of their vehicle sticks out in the street 2-3 feet. They stand in the MIDDLE of the street and have extended conversations while you have to wait for their self entiltled, my shit don't stink attitudes to get "in the mood" and let you pass. They also LOVE to open the door on the street side of the car and let the kiddies out and STAND THERE with the fucking door open while they block traffic and gossip. :tth: And the fucking COPS do their best to look the other way, they avoid it like the fucking beehive it is.:kissass::kissass::kissass:
The other day I waited to make a left turn on to my street while the oncoming vehicle approached me at about 10 mph. It was a fucking woman on the cell phone who could not walk and chew gum at the same time much less drive a car competently. I blew the horn as she crept by and turned in front of me - NO TURN SIGNALS - she was too fucking busy with that god damn cell phone, but she sure could let go of the wheel and angrily wave her arms at me! FUCKING MORONS! They ought to be video taped and publicly humiliated.....:devil:

Thanks - I feel better now......:thumbs:
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Wow! A new single post F-bomb record:1st:

People can't even walk right anymore. They stand there an clog up the aisles at the stores and you have to ask them to move so you can get by.
 
greg75vette said:
Yeah that happens with our middle school too. but what really gets me about all the idiotic parents that can't function, they are the first ones to vote for more buses for the schools. Why?!?!?!?! They pick them up rain or shine! Taxes are high enough! Scare tactics are a wonderful thing :suicide:
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I know you guys will not believe this, but I was looking for a easy enough job I could do for beer money up north in the early 90's.....so I took SCHOOL BUS driver training with the Monkey Co. public schools in Maryland, lived there, about a mile away from the training center/bus depot....
they told me that 40% of the operational school budget was.....TRANSPORTATION......and that's not a really large county either....

40%, and we wonder why edjemakashun is to expensive????

shit, take some of them abandoned houses, and turn them into one room/ok 6 room school houses, teach kids in there, 2-3 teachers, some remodeling inside, and we have a school on every block, hell with bussing....

40% reduction in budget right off the top, then we can turn the now useless schools into JOBs, actually making something, some sort of manufacturing plant....from toilet paper to what EVER.....

cut everyone's property taxes by 40%....sounds good to ME....

:bomb::confused:
 
BBShark said:
DeeVeeEight said:
What a fucking impossible combination. I live a block from an elementary school. There are NO PARKING signs planted every 20 feet on both sides of the street. Three times a day there is absolute fucking INSANITY with these god damn school parents and their driving/parking habits. They park in the driveways, in the cross walks and on the corners. They park up on the curb or 3 feet from it. They park diagonally so the end of their vehicle sticks out in the street 2-3 feet. They stand in the MIDDLE of the street and have extended conversations while you have to wait for their self entiltled, my shit don't stink attitudes to get "in the mood" and let you pass. They also LOVE to open the door on the street side of the car and let the kiddies out and STAND THERE with the fucking door open while they block traffic and gossip. :tth: And the fucking COPS do their best to look the other way, they avoid it like the fucking beehive it is.:kissass::kissass::kissass:
The other day I waited to make a left turn on to my street while the oncoming vehicle approached me at about 10 mph. It was a fucking woman on the cell phone who could not walk and chew gum at the same time much less drive a car competently. I blew the horn as she crept by and turned in front of me - NO TURN SIGNALS - she was too fucking busy with that god damn cell phone, but she sure could let go of the wheel and angrily wave her arms at me! FUCKING MORONS! They ought to be video taped and publicly humiliated.....:devil:

Thanks - I feel better now......:thumbs:
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Wow! A new single post F-bomb record:1st:

People can't even walk right anymore. They stand there an clog up the aisles at the stores and you have to ask them to move so you can get by.
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Sorry but I think I'm still the holder of that record.:noworry:

http://www.vettemod.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37450&postcount=9
 
Hey Doug, I finally made it over here :drink:

Oh, and it is true, Doug swears like a sailor :rofl:
 
Douglas Mariani said:
BBShark said:
DeeVeeEight said:
What a fucking impossible combination. I live a block from an elementary school. There are NO PARKING signs planted every 20 feet on both sides of the street. Three times a day there is absolute fucking INSANITY with these god damn school parents and their driving/parking habits. They park in the driveways, in the cross walks and on the corners. They park up on the curb or 3 feet from it. They park diagonally so the end of their vehicle sticks out in the street 2-3 feet. They stand in the MIDDLE of the street and have extended conversations while you have to wait for their self entiltled, my shit don't stink attitudes to get "in the mood" and let you pass. They also LOVE to open the door on the street side of the car and let the kiddies out and STAND THERE with the fucking door open while they block traffic and gossip. :tth: And the fucking COPS do their best to look the other way, they avoid it like the fucking beehive it is.:kissass::kissass::kissass:
The other day I waited to make a left turn on to my street while the oncoming vehicle approached me at about 10 mph. It was a fucking woman on the cell phone who could not walk and chew gum at the same time much less drive a car competently. I blew the horn as she crept by and turned in front of me - NO TURN SIGNALS - she was too fucking busy with that god damn cell phone, but she sure could let go of the wheel and angrily wave her arms at me! FUCKING MORONS! They ought to be video taped and publicly humiliated.....:devil:

Thanks - I feel better now......:thumbs:
Click to expand...

Wow! A new single post F-bomb record:1st:

People can't even walk right anymore. They stand there an clog up the aisles at the stores and you have to ask them to move so you can get by.
Click to expand...

Sorry but I think I'm still the holder of that record.:noworry:

http://www.vettemod.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37450&postcount=9
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Dayum! And I was gettin' all happy an shit that I was best at SUMTHIN! F:bomb:F:bomb:F:bomb:
 
greg75vette said:
Yeah that happens with our middle school too. but what really gets me about all the idiotic parents that can't function, they are the first ones to vote for more buses for the schools. Why?!?!?!?! They pick them up rain or shine! Taxes are high enough! Scare tactics are a wonderful thing :suicide:
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The junior high is behind my house. Same deal with the hoardes, Don't get me started on open house. I'm lucky to park at my own home, or get in my own driveway.,
 
big2bird said:
greg75vette said:
Yeah that happens with our middle school too. but what really gets me about all the idiotic parents that can't function, they are the first ones to vote for more buses for the schools. Why?!?!?!?! They pick them up rain or shine! Taxes are high enough! Scare tactics are a wonderful thing :suicide:
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The junior high is behind my house. Same deal with the hoardes, Don't get me started on open house. I'm lucky to park at my own home, or get in my own driveway.,
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Stick a tow truck in the driveway, they will think twice.....:pprrtt::beer:
 
mrvette said:
big2bird said:
greg75vette said:
Yeah that happens with our middle school too. but what really gets me about all the idiotic parents that can't function, they are the first ones to vote for more buses for the schools. Why?!?!?!?! They pick them up rain or shine! Taxes are high enough! Scare tactics are a wonderful thing :suicide:
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The junior high is behind my house. Same deal with the hoardes, Don't get me started on open house. I'm lucky to park at my own home, or get in my own driveway.,
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Stick a tow truck in the driveway, they will think twice.....:pprrtt::beer:
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:rofl::rofl:
 
Douglas Mariani said:
BBShark said:
DeeVeeEight said:
What a fucking impossible combination. I live a block from an elementary school. There are NO PARKING signs planted every 20 feet on both sides of the street. Three times a day there is absolute fucking INSANITY with these god damn school parents and their driving/parking habits. They park in the driveways, in the cross walks and on the corners. They park up on the curb or 3 feet from it. They park diagonally so the end of their vehicle sticks out in the street 2-3 feet. They stand in the MIDDLE of the street and have extended conversations while you have to wait for their self entiltled, my shit don't stink attitudes to get "in the mood" and let you pass. They also LOVE to open the door on the street side of the car and let the kiddies out and STAND THERE with the fucking door open while they block traffic and gossip. :tth: And the fucking COPS do their best to look the other way, they avoid it like the fucking beehive it is.:kissass::kissass::kissass:
The other day I waited to make a left turn on to my street while the oncoming vehicle approached me at about 10 mph. It was a fucking woman on the cell phone who could not walk and chew gum at the same time much less drive a car competently. I blew the horn as she crept by and turned in front of me - NO TURN SIGNALS - she was too fucking busy with that god damn cell phone, but she sure could let go of the wheel and angrily wave her arms at me! FUCKING MORONS! They ought to be video taped and publicly humiliated.....:devil:

Thanks - I feel better now......:thumbs:
Click to expand...

Wow! A new single post F-bomb record:1st:

People can't even walk right anymore. They stand there an clog up the aisles at the stores and you have to ask them to move so you can get by.
Click to expand...

Sorry but I think I'm still the holder of that record.:noworry:

http://www.vettemod.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37450&postcount=9
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That is the most detailed fucking post I have ever seen. /story.
 
DeeVee, it's really not good for you to hold in anger that you obviously have. You need to let it go, brother, really. We'll listen to you!!!! Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Sometimes I want to shoot them crazy ass bitches, or at least a tire. Blow the horn and keep moving thru the crowd!! Fuck'em, feed'em powdered eggs.

Tank
 
BigBlockTank said:
DeeVee, it's really not good for you to hold in anger that you obviously have. You need to let it go, brother, really. We'll listen to you!!!! Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Sometimes I want to shoot them crazy ass bitches, or at least a tire. Blow the horn and keep moving thru the crowd!! Fuck'em, feed'em powdered eggs.

Tank
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I used to fantasize over welding my .44 mag in the front of my Pontiac, about engine height for a VW bug.....

because in the Wash DC area, they were famous for pulling in front and kissing chrome in heavy traffic, not leaving ANY room at all....

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