The Electric Cricket

[DeeVeeEight]

I have been going nuts these last two days trying to find a cricket in my house. I went to sleep last night hearing it and woke to it again today. It is in my laundry room and I searched high and low for the little bugger. I even got so frustrated that I cut a couple of exploratory holes in my walls trying to narrow down the search.:smash:

Sonofabitch!:hissyfit:

My daughter has a cat and she bought it a fucking electronic mouse toy. It took me two days to find that toy and determine that it was a fucking electric chirp generator inside the toy.:crap: It is now in the trash outside making a terrible racket. I should tell her to fix the walls where I cut the holes. Man am I pissed!

At least I will be able to sleep tonight...:banghead:

 

[mrvette]

I have been going nuts these last two days trying to find a cricket in my house. I went to sleep last night hearing it and woke to it again today. It is in my laundry room and I searched high and low for the little bugger. I even got so frustrated that I cut a couple of exploratory holes in my walls trying to narrow down the search.:smash:

Sonofabitch!:hissyfit:

My daughter has a cat and she bought it a fucking electronic mouse toy. It took me two days to find that toy and determine that it was a fucking electric chirp generator inside the toy.:crap: It is now in the trash outside making a terrible racket. I should tell her to fix the walls where I cut the holes. Man am I pissed!

At least I will be able to sleep tonight...:banghead:

Tell you what man, I fix a few holes in the wall, and YOU get to eliminate the CAT PISS on my Honduran Mahogany front door.....we tossed one of our house cats out back today, even the WIFE gave up.....


pissy in the housy get tossed....CASE CLOSED!!!!!!!

 

[Twin_Turbo]

electric mouse makes mouse holes

 

[DeeVeeEight]

I have been going nuts these last two days trying to find a cricket in my house. I went to sleep last night hearing it and woke to it again today. It is in my laundry room and I searched high and low for the little bugger. I even got so frustrated that I cut a couple of exploratory holes in my walls trying to narrow down the search.:smash:

Sonofabitch!:hissyfit:

My daughter has a cat and she bought it a fucking electronic mouse toy. It took me two days to find that toy and determine that it was a fucking electric chirp generator inside the toy.:crap: It is now in the trash outside making a terrible racket. I should tell her to fix the walls where I cut the holes. Man am I pissed!

At least I will be able to sleep tonight...:banghead:

Tell you what man, I fix a few holes in the wall, and YOU get to eliminate the CAT PISS on my Honduran Mahogany front door.....we tossed one of our house cats out back today, even the WIFE gave up.....


pissy in the housy get tossed....CASE CLOSED!!!!!!!

Are your cats neutered? Hopefully they are and should not be the culprits.

For cat stink look to your vet for a product called F.O.N. - Feline odor neutralizer. It's not a cover up, it changes the chemical structure.

I had a problem with a male cat "spraying" near my front door.
The solution? I do a little spraying of my own. I take an occasional leak near the front door and mark my territory, it keeps the bastards away.

My step Father has a similar problem with Coyotes near his property. Same solution, piss on the borders and mark the territory, they stay away.

Now you come fixy my walls?

 

[DeeVeeEight]

electric mouse makes mouse holes

almost fist sized! I didn't smash em though, I cut em out so I can plug em back in.

file this under how to build a better electric mouse trap... and call me Mr. Goldberg, as in Rube.:bonkers:

 

[The Rat]

I'd hate to see your place if you were on a farm or spent alot of time out in the woods. A fly must drive you insane.

 

[mrvette]

I'd hate to see your place if you were on a farm or spent alot of time out in the woods. A fly must drive you insane.

Should have seen the HOARDS/SWARMS of those damn Love Bugs just recently down here.....gotta get them off the cars as the guts will eat paints/finishes/plastic....nasty shit,.....they come out every year for about 3 weeks....

I had a swarm next to my house one day even the fence blurred out.....


:surrender:

 

[DeeVeeEight]

I'd hate to see your place if you were on a farm or spent alot of time out in the woods. A fly must drive you insane.

That kind of noise is relaxing. This cricket thing was unnaturally loud and persistent. I've got 25+ wooded acres behind my house, all sorts of noises. Last night the owls came back from their summer vacation, lots of Hoo Hooting.

 

[mrvette]

I'd hate to see your place if you were on a farm or spent alot of time out in the woods. A fly must drive you insane.

That kind of noise is relaxing. This cricket thing was unnaturally loud and persistent. I've got 25+ wooded acres behind my house, all sorts of noises. Last night the owls came back from their summer vacation, lots of Hoo Hooting.

Yeh, the exiled cat has been on an occasional CAT ER WALLING in the back yard for a few nights....figger he staking out HIS territory, telling the rest of the animulebobbles to go screw off.....


:twitch: