Would you vote for *me* for President???

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clutchdust

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I kid you not, I have actually been thinking about this. Now, we've proven that America will vote for just about any moron who catches their fancy. Since we can't get anybody worth a shit to step up, I really have considered it.
Of course I know I don't stand a snowball's chance, but I'm just really tired of picking people to vote for and having them leave us to twist in the wind. I figure at least I can say I worked to change things, rather than just pissing (GENE) about it.
 
I don't think any of us could run for any kind of office. It's so easy for someone to find all the crap we've posted on the internet and hang us with it.

It'd take about 5 minutes.
 
clutchdust said:
I kid you not, I have actually been thinking about this. Now, we've proven that America will vote for just about any moron who catches their fancy. Since we can't get anybody worth a shit to step up, I really have considered it.
Of course I know I don't stand a snowball's chance, but I'm just really tired of picking people to vote for and having them leave us to twist in the wind. I figure at least I can say I worked to change things, rather than just pissing (GENE) about it.
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I have always voted for the least damaging candidate....

IF I would ever run, I would not get a fair shake in the commie press.....

I would not pussy foot around with the bastards either.....

and the fact that I have NO respect for any of the lawyers in .gov circles now, would ensure the large money interests would buy the vote...or do like Nobam...rig the election...Chicago style....

I feel that in order to vote, any citizen has to have some skin in the game....own a business of 5 years tax paying ongoing operations....

OR own real property...house/condo/apt/duplex/farm/whatever...mortgage is ok, but that assumes equity also...and USED to mean a certain level of responsibility...largely erased today....

so right there all the crybabies come out to vote against me, even IF the opposition was Attila the Hun.....

:rolleyes:
 
You know, I've thought about all of that. As far as what I've said and done on the internet and in life, nothing too out of hand. Worst things really was my divorce and BK. I've almost been a boyscout compared to a lot of these slimy bastards.
Look at Howard Dean. That knucklehead almost got the Democratic nomination, and he came from virtually nowhere.
You're right though about the language. I don't speak "politalk", but I think there are enough people just getting fed up with these asswipes who talk out of both sides of their mouths.
Like you said, GENE, cash is the big obstical. There's got to be some donors out there ready to give campaign contributions to someone without expecting anything other than DEFENDING LIBERTY, for a change.
My platform, essentially, is:
You want someone who'll steal your neighbor's money and give it to you? Go vote for someone else.
You want someone to hold your hand like he/she is your parent? Go vote for someone else.
You want someone to run your life for you? Go vote for someone else.
My vision of the office (government in general) is to be a leader, not a micromanager. Get government out of everybody's daily life and it should function more as a mediator and less as a ruler.
Besides, what the hell do we have states if bid daddy is meddling in everybody's business?
 
Thee bleeding hearts wouldn't like it a bit. I'd like that job too, but the rest of the planet would go apeshit.

Close the borders. If you have a valid reason to be here, (business or education) fine. Other than that, sorry. If you're here for education, plan on paying full boat tuition with no free ride. And you won't get an education in computer science, math, or engineering. Medical related fields only. IF we have room in the classes. When school is out or over, pack your bags.

End all financial aid to every other country. We have enough problems without paying for yours.

Convicted of a drug related crime? Only one time. You get a bullet. In public. Same for any felony.

If you're here illegally and you get caught, we have a one way vacation to Iraq. You fight on our side and get to stay when it's over. If you don't fight, someone there will take care of the problem.
 
TimAT said:
Thee bleeding hearts wouldn't like it a bit. I'd like that job too, but the rest of the planet would go apeshit.

Close the borders. If you have a valid reason to be here, (business or education) fine. Other than that, sorry. If you're here for education, plan on paying full boat tuition with no free ride. And you won't get an education in computer science, math, or engineering. Medical related fields only. IF we have room in the classes. When school is out or over, pack your bags.

End all financial aid to every other country. We have enough problems without paying for yours.

Convicted of a drug related crime? Only one time. You get a bullet. In public. Same for any felony.

If you're here illegally and you get caught, we have a one way vacation to Iraq. You fight on our side and get to stay when it's over. If you don't fight, someone there will take care of the problem.
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YOU GOT MY VOTE:thumbs:
 
You need someone that knows that town inside and out, that's ME....

somehow I"m sure it's not changed much....:eek::amazed:
 
SmokinBBC said:
big2bird said:
SmokinBBC said:
Clutchdust for President!
TimAT for Vice President!



Now that's a ticket!
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Can I be secratary of the treasury?:D
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Sure! How are you at paying off all of your bills with no money in your banking account?
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EASY, repudiate the debt, elect new congress that is lawyer free, repeal all the stupid laws, and kill off....

HHS, EPA, DOEd, among others....all laws repealed, and agencies disbanded, termination notice immediately...

:eek::smash:
 
Look, in all seriousness, GENE did touch on a couple good points. We have to stop electing lawyers. If I ever were elected President, my first act would be to appoint a board of Constitutional scholars and retired justices to evaluate the Constitutionality of laws, starting with the most recent. I would then issue an executive order that any laws this panel found unconstitutional were to be ignored by the executive branch.
Second, would be to tackle the tax code. And yes, I do have a solution for the IRS. I will not divulge it yet as I'm more serious than most of you believe. I have something in the works that has the potential to get me national exposure.
Folks, I'm deadly serious. This country is on a precipice and we have a choice to make. We can continue down a path to certain doom, or the good patriots of this country can start acting and teaching, persuading the common man why we must turn this ship around.
I, for one, am done complaining. This is a call to arms for those who love this country.
 
I am for repeal of all taxes in favor of a national sales tax, screw all this accounting crap....you charge 1000/month rent on a house.....it's plus X% sales tax....you charge 10 bux for a stogie, it's X% sales tax....

charge X or food, it's X% sales tax....the more you eat the more you pay....

FOOD taxes to go into CDC/NIH/ etc....

:drink:
 
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