mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI[/ame]
The ultimate prankster.....:lol:
The ultimate prankster.....:lol:
Official joke of the day thread
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68/70Vette
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OK...we should keep this at the joke of the day posting, but I just had to reply to the honey badger posting. Landed with a rabbit years ago..an abandoned rabbit from a city park, I decided to construct a large wire wall enclosure for her in the back yard. I assumed the rabbit would enjoy being outside for the daylight hours. The enclosure I bought from one of those large chain pet stores, had a door with a toggle bolt on it to secure the door. I assembled it with the toggle bolt inside the enclosure, but thought nothing of it. Wrong. The rabbit saw how the toggle bolt worked, just ran up, and opened the door and ran out. They are not stupid animals. National Geographic had an article about the european rabbit plague in Australia. Just tremendous amounts of money were spend in building rabbit proof fences. Obviously the rabbits would borrow under the fence. Next line of defense was to build a deep channel of concrete under the fence line to thwart borrowing. The rabbits responded by dog piling against the fence...big pile of rabbits with rabbits crawling on the backs of the piled rabbits and then jumping over the fence.
BangkokDean
Well-known member
* New panties...*
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa
opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... Enough times till her
husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa
opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... Enough times till her
husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.
BangkokDean
Well-known member
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshitandAss Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshitandAss Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
BangkokDean
Well-known member
Smartest prank ever - from Brazil
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1bG2EPGmI0[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1bG2EPGmI0[/ame]
mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
I seen that once before, but just as funny today......:smash::surrender:
mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane.
The airplane was about to crash, and there were 4 passengers left, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger, Rick Perry said "I'm the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc." So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the second parachute and exits the plane.
The third passenger, Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."
The boy scout said "It's okay! There's a parachute left for you. The 'world's smartest woman' took my backpack.":clap::yahoo:
The airplane was about to crash, and there were 4 passengers left, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger, Rick Perry said "I'm the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc." So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the second parachute and exits the plane.
The third passenger, Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."
The boy scout said "It's okay! There's a parachute left for you. The 'world's smartest woman' took my backpack.":clap::yahoo:
BangkokDean
Well-known member
Three girls worked in the same office for the same female
boss. Each day,
they noticed the boss left work early.
The girls decided that the next day, when the boss left,
they would leave
right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how
would she know they
went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The
redhead was elated
to be able to get in a quick workout before going on a
dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her
husband, but when
she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her
husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door
and crept out of
her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and
redhead planned to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was
going to go with
them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught
yesterday!"
boss. Each day,
they noticed the boss left work early.
The girls decided that the next day, when the boss left,
they would leave
right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how
would she know they
went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The
redhead was elated
to be able to get in a quick workout before going on a
dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her
husband, but when
she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her
husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door
and crept out of
her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and
redhead planned to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was
going to go with
them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught
yesterday!"
BangkokDean
Well-known member
The clarity of philosophy
The Great Lao-Tzu said:
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.":chinese:
The Great Lao-Tzu said:
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.":chinese:
BangkokDean
Well-known member
Bullfrogs & Blow Jobs
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!"
"Blow jobs?" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true … 'No' more Blowjobs for her!
She bought the Frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied,"If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!"
"Blow jobs?" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true … 'No' more Blowjobs for her!
She bought the Frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied,"If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
BangkokDean
Well-known member
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over
in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on your face stays
its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,
even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
___________________________________
Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators...YEP!!!
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man can forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over
in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on your face stays
its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,
even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
___________________________________
Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators...YEP!!!
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man can forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
GOODBYE MOM
Hope this touches you the way it touched me!
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
She then said, "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE "LIGHT"!
Hope this touches you the way it touched me!
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
She then said, "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE "LIGHT"!
BangkokDean
Well-known member
Dog Pack attacks Crocodile in Darwin
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.
The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine.
Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly.
Not for the squeamish
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.
The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine.
Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly.
Not for the squeamish
BangkokDean
Well-known member
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoM2bHfr48[/ame]
BangkokDean
Well-known member
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.. Advil is called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadroopin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, & will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadroopin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, & will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
BangkokDean
Well-known member
He's My Brother
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
BangkokDean
Well-known member
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week, where as a Japanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year.
This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese :bounce:
This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese :bounce:
BangkokDean
Well-known member
The lawyer phones his wealthy investor/art-and-antiquities collector client:
"Isaac, I have some good news for you and, I have some bad news".
The billionaire replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first".
The lawyer says: "Your wife today invested $5,000 in two unique unpublished
monochrome nude photographic art originals that she's confident could be
worth up to $5 million each to the right buyer".
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Phew! That's some margin. "Well done,
very good news indeed! My wife has excellent taste, you know. You've just
made my day.
What's the bad news?
The lawyer answers:
▼
"The pictures are of you screwing your secretary".
"Isaac, I have some good news for you and, I have some bad news".
The billionaire replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first".
The lawyer says: "Your wife today invested $5,000 in two unique unpublished
monochrome nude photographic art originals that she's confident could be
worth up to $5 million each to the right buyer".
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Phew! That's some margin. "Well done,
very good news indeed! My wife has excellent taste, you know. You've just
made my day.
What's the bad news?
The lawyer answers:
▼
"The pictures are of you screwing your secretary".
donnie1956
Active member
BangkokDean
Well-known member
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