Is wacko dead?

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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in September (that's prolly one for the Brits really).

It’s all a cover up you know - Jacko actually died of food-poisoning from a 4-year-old sausage.

Rather than bury or cremate him, they’re going to melt down Jacko’s body and make Lego bricks with it, that way children can still play with him.

Apparently although he died shortly after arriving at hospital, he didn’t actually go stiff until they wheeled him past the children’s ward.


What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.


Apparently Michael was delayed at the hospital as he had no medical insurance and the hospital refused to take plastic


When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe.
So God killed Michael Jackson.

What do Micheal jackson and walmart have in common? They both have lil boys pants half off.

We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.


He didnt't really have a heart attack, he had a stroke in the childrens ward.

He wanted to be recycled as balloons, so kiddies could still blow him, but they decided to recycle him as plastic bags so he will still be a danger to children.

what did the lady say to michael jackson when she saw him at the beach?
HEY!!! get outta my son!!!

but seriously, i heard they where gonna melt him down and turn him into a slide so the little boys could still go down on him.....

yeah... they discovered he went to college... Bringem Young..


Michael Jackson's ashes will be spread in a sandbox, so even after death he'll end up in little boys shorts

You know why Micheal Jackson had to quit the cubscouts????
He was up to a pack a day....

wanna know the difference between m,jackson and pimples???
pimples dont come on your face till your 13.



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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand


Michael Jackson’s remains are to be burried In Pennsylvania.
They are to be placed in the town of DuBois


What Were Michael Jacksons Last words?
Take me to childrens hospital


WHEN THE EMT GUYS WENT TO MICHAEL JACKSONS HOUSE THERE WERE TWO LITTLE KIDS SITTING IN A BUCKET OF ICE. THE EMT GUY ASKED HIS BODYGUARD WHY THEY WERE THERE AND HE SAID MICHAEL ALWAYS LIKED A COUPLE COLD ONES IN THE AFTERNOON

I’m amazed Michael didn’t die from food poisoning since he liked to eat 10 year old wieners
 
Dude...I'm in tears...thats funny funny shit..

JPhil said:
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand


Michael Jackson’s remains are to be burried In Pennsylvania.
They are to be placed in the town of DuBois


What Were Michael Jacksons Last words?
Take me to childrens hospital


WHEN THE EMT GUYS WENT TO MICHAEL JACKSONS HOUSE THERE WERE TWO LITTLE KIDS SITTING IN A BUCKET OF ICE. THE EMT GUY ASKED HIS BODYGUARD WHY THEY WERE THERE AND HE SAID MICHAEL ALWAYS LIKED A COUPLE COLD ONES IN THE AFTERNOON

I’m amazed Michael didn’t die from food poisoning since he liked to eat 10 year old wieners
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Farrah dies and meet St Peter in heaven, he grant her 1 wish before letting her pass the gate.

She ask that every kids on earth be protected from abusers.

couples of hours later, Jackson dies!
 
I remember when women dressed like that and I was all over it.:friends:[/QUOTE]

Me too. My first wife was blonde and dressed like her. High maintenence, and had to go.
 
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