Speaking of squash, my pumpkin drips.......
I went to Top's Auto parts to pick up a cam the other day. I purposely went up to a youngster. When he asked what I needed, I told him I was there to pick up a bumpstick I ordered. You should have seen the classic "deer in the headlights" look, while the old guys laughed and waited.
:shocking:Jeff, you my long lost bro....I got cousins in California I have never met, you sure you not one???
serious as Rowbuck, this afternoon, I walked into Radio Shack at the mall here, and the kids asked what I needed, as I walking toward the drawers....
and so I said....I needed a Quad Op Amp.....he goes blank, so does the chick which I KNEW had no chance.....I said it was a IC and sure enough I found a LM317? in there, and some trim pots.....building a quad comparitor to trigger a sonalert if various things go rong on the car....like temp, oil pressure, tranny, alt, whatever....no biggie.....
but the deer in headlights look.....PRICELESS.....
I joke with older cashiers anywhere, about kids that can't make change...
say the charge is 10.69 total.....I hand out a 20, the kid enters 20, then I come out with another ONE on top of it.....DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK, dumb bastards can't EVEN do the math....gimme a ten spot and 31 cents, damnit.....
I do this shit just for entertainment to watch that
LOOK.....:shocking::hunter::hunter::beer:
I read this post to Linda just now, and she says, she waits for the reply....'You gave me too much money'.......DEER IN HEADLIGHTS....!!!!!