What is the name of that demon...

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clutchdust

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...that ties knots into any cord, cable or wire left loose? Fkg asshole! I don't know how this happens. I took the ear buds from my MP3 player out of my ears and let them dangle and in about 4 seconds they managed to tie themselves into a fkn square knot! Seriously, how is that even possible? Unless there is some evil spirit at work.
Same fkr manages to hang my wires up on anything sticking out when I'm working. I swear if it weren't for gravity my wires would be tangled in my hood latch.
Electrical cords for drills or work tools? Same thing. Garden hose? Manages to get tied up on bricks and branches. I've even had a hose somehow manage to get caught under a tire more than 5 feet away from where I was working.
If I ever find that mthrfkr, I'll kill him.
 
clutchdust said:
...that ties knots into any cord, cable or wire left loose? Fkg asshole!
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Probably related to the fiend that breaks the very lastest rusted bolt when you try to take something apart.
Glad I'm not the only one who see them.
The garage is getting crowded, at least spiritually, also got to deal with the bubba spirits of the previous owners...:clobbered:
 
nearbrt said:
"assholes" by every electrician who ever lived haha
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Electrician rule#2

Stick a fish tape in a conduit and try to snag a wire or string, it can last 8 hrs with no result.
Lay a fish tape on the floor, and it with catch and snag on any and every stray molecule around for miles.
 
When wires or hoses get tangled north of the equator bring your tangled mess south of the equator and they automatically untangle.
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denpo said:
clutchdust said:
...that ties knots into any cord, cable or wire left loose? Fkg asshole!
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Probably related to the fiend that breaks the very lastest rusted bolt when you try to take something apart.
Glad I'm not the only one who see them.
The garage is getting crowded, at least spiritually, also got to deal with the bubba spirits of the previous owners...:clobbered:
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Why IS it, that every assy, it's always ONE bolt/fastener that eff's up and needs get special attention??

if it's 4 bolts, one is frozen....if it's ten bolts, one or two are frozen....

if it's 2 bolts, one is frozen.....

:crap::bomb:
 
mrvette said:
Why IS it, that every assy, it's always ONE bolt/fastener that eff's up and needs get special attention??

if it's 4 bolts, one is frozen....if it's ten bolts, one or two are frozen....

if it's 2 bolts, one is frozen.....

:crap::bomb:
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And most of the time, it's the last bolt you have to deal with.
All the others will come out fine, but the last, will give me trouble each time.
 
You should have had a break on Monday. The bastard hung my fish tape in my dash trying to get the headlight vacuum hose routed. The little shit ate 6 inches off of it too.
 
1Michel said:
mrvette said:
Why IS it, that every assy, it's always ONE bolt/fastener that eff's up and needs get special attention??

if it's 4 bolts, one is frozen....if it's ten bolts, one or two are frozen....

if it's 2 bolts, one is frozen.....

:crap::bomb:
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And most of the time, it's the last bolt you have to deal with.
All the others will come out fine, but the last, will give me trouble each time.
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:shocking: U RITE!! I forgot to add THAT part....100% correct....:bonkers:
 
DeeVeeEight said:
That MF'er and the sock monster too. Where the hell do those odd socks go?
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Doný know about the Knot Demon :devil:, but the sock one is easy.

It has been conclusively proven that socks evolve into wire coathangers. But only one of them. Natural selection at work.


Doug
 
Doug said:
DeeVeeEight said:
That MF'er and the sock monster too. Where the hell do those odd socks go?
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Doný know about the Knot Demon :devil:, but the sock one is easy.

It has been conclusively proven that socks evolve into wire coathangers. But only one of them. Natural selection at work.


Doug
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All MY winter socks are white/gray bought in ten packs from WalMart....and so all the same, if one or two walks, who cares....???

:crutches::trumpet:
 
I don't know the name of that demon and absolutely don't want to hear it's name. Nonetheless evry sailor knows he's deadly!

I curse him daily on land....
 
What about the one that always drinks your last beer and does not replace it!? Or the one that drives your truck and parks it with less than a quarter tank? I know that demon's name!
 
pancake said:
What about the one that always drinks your last beer and does not replace it!? Or the one that drives your truck and parks it with less than a quarter tank? I know that demon's name!
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:cry: Married to it by chance???:flash::p
 
That demon is the one that made my in tank fuel pump quit today, RIGHT after filling it for $85.00. THAT one.
 
Took an hour to syphon the tank, and about 4 hrs with a liesurely R&R. Not too bad. The Vette got filled. The Caddy got a few gallons, and I had to spend another $85.00 to fill the truck again.:suicide:
 
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