BangkokDean
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Three Scousers and three Mancunians are travelling by train to a football match in London . At the station, the three Mancunians each buy a ticket and watch as the three Scousers buy just one ticket between them. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the Mancunians. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the Scousers.
They then board the train. The Mancunians take their respective seats but all three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket please.' The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Mancunians are mightily impressed by this, so they decide to copy the Scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the Scousers don't buy any ticket at all !! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed Mancunians.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the Scousers. When they board the train the three Scousers cram into a toilet and soon after the three Mancunians pile into another nearby.
Shortly after the train departs one of the Scousers leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Mancunians are hiding. The Scouser knocks on the door and says, 'Ticket please...'
They then board the train. The Mancunians take their respective seats but all three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket please.' The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Mancunians are mightily impressed by this, so they decide to copy the Scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the Scousers don't buy any ticket at all !! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed Mancunians.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the Scousers. When they board the train the three Scousers cram into a toilet and soon after the three Mancunians pile into another nearby.
Shortly after the train departs one of the Scousers leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Mancunians are hiding. The Scouser knocks on the door and says, 'Ticket please...'