Funny car/hotrod sayings.....

[Beagle 1]

"if it don't go you can always chrome it"


cut/paste from TT on another thread.....

so what are yours?? this should be fun....

:quote:

Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free!

Well, maybe not hotrod, more like panel trucks and vans.

 

[Beagle 1]

"if it don't go you can always chrome it"


cut/paste from TT on another thread.....

so what are yours?? this should be fun....

:quote:

"You want some gas with that oil"?

 

[Red]

If it don't go it's gotta show!

Three pots. (reference to the looks of the individual air cleaners popularly used on a three Stromberg carb setup on flat head V-8's)

Three on the tree. (manual three speed shifted on the steering column)

Cheater slicks. (slicks with groves cut in them to make DOT legal)

Lead sled. (car with body modifications, pre bondo, requiring the use of much lead filler)

 

[mrvette]

If it don't go it's gotta show!

Three pots. (reference to the looks of the individual air cleaners popularly used on a three Stromberg carb setup on flat head V-8's)

Three on the tree. (manual three speed shifted on the steering column)

Cheater slicks. (slicks with groves cut in them to make DOT legal)

Lead sled. (car with body modifications, pre bondo, requiring the use of much lead filler)

Man do I remember that older kid doing that to his 30's coupe with the Chebby engine in it....:crutches:

 

[BRUTAL64]

I remember growing up and here the term 30/30 cam and never new what that was either.(might have been a crane grind#)

30/30 cam: Gm # 3849346. Sometimes called the Duntov cam. Refers to the .030" intake/.030" exhaust valve clearence required.

First used 64 to 65 Fuelie Vette and then 67 to 69 Z/28--- the best street cam EVER!!!!!

 

[BRUTAL64]

"three quarter cam"---silliest one ever.:amused:

 

[clutchdust]

One of my all time favorites, and still true today:
"There's no replacement for displacement".
And I still measure mine in cubic inches!

 

[mrvette]

"If this van's rockin' don't come knockin'.....:lol:

 

[big2bird]

Toss out the anchor before you hit the sand.:quote:

 

[mrvette]

Toss out the anchor before you hit the sand.:quote:

Equally applied to boating....:quote:

 

[Blackfinn]

Floor boardin' it!

....Not to be mistaken with Headboardin' :bounce:

 

[BigBlockTank]

"if it don't go you can always chrome it"


cut/paste from TT on another thread.....

so what are yours?? this should be fun....

:quote:

Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free!

Tank's full, I don't smoke dope, guess what you're givin up............:trumpet:

 

[00fxd]

If it has tits or tires your gonna have trouble........:cussing: :rofl:

 

[saudivette]

"There's no replacement for displacement".

No substitute for cubes
Pedal to the metal
Smoke the fat bags

 

[1Michel]

Dont know if the link works but if you scroll down there a few good ones in there
Seems like a good Hot rodding book anyway


http://books.google.ca/books?id=OtK...9#v=onepage&q=hot rodding expressions&f=false

 

[BigBlockTank]

alcohol is for drinking,
gas is for washing parts,
nitromethane is for racing

 

[Douglas Mariani]

If it has tits or tires your gonna have trouble........:cussing: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:....Soooooo true:thumbs:

 

[00fxd]

If it has tits or tires your gonna have trouble........:cussing: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:....Soooooo true:thumbs:

I know..... why do we keep doin' to ourselves ??? One or the other maybe but both??

 

[Douglas Mariani]

If it has tits or tires your gonna have trouble........:cussing: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:....Soooooo true:thumbs:

I know..... why do we keep doin' to ourselves ??? One or the other maybe but both??

Thats because when God made man,he gave us two heads......But only enough blood to run one at a time.