mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.'
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Official joke of the day thread
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Douglas Mariani
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big2bird
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BangkokDean
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Weenie Test
Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, were on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggested that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he said. "Okay," they all agreed.
The Irish kid pulled down his zipper and whipped it out.
"That's nothing," said the Italian kid. He whipped his out, and proudly showed that his was at least an inch longer.. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whipped his out. It was by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asked him what he did at school that day.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asked the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the biggest! The other kids said it's because I'm Black. Is that true?"
His momma replied, "No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen, and still in the third grade."
Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, were on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggested that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he said. "Okay," they all agreed.
The Irish kid pulled down his zipper and whipped it out.
"That's nothing," said the Italian kid. He whipped his out, and proudly showed that his was at least an inch longer.. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whipped his out. It was by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asked him what he did at school that day.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asked the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the biggest! The other kids said it's because I'm Black. Is that true?"
His momma replied, "No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen, and still in the third grade."
JPhil
Huh?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?''Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'' "No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said. He looked at me and said,... "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?''Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'' "No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said. He looked at me and said,... "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
JPhil
Huh?
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's
wife , Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked: 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said: 'Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons
and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2pm Friday
afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2pm
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6pm and upon arriving, asked
his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered: 'Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked:
'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied: 'Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying: 'Good. He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from
me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way
home and pay it back.'
dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's
wife , Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked: 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said: 'Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons
and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2pm Friday
afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2pm
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6pm and upon arriving, asked
his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered: 'Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked:
'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied: 'Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying: 'Good. He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from
me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way
home and pay it back.'
The Economy is So Bad That...
The Economy is So Bad That...
I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO 's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you callthem and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the ‘Quarter Ouncer.’
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The Economy is So Bad That...
I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO 's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you callthem and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the ‘Quarter Ouncer.’
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/
You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit."
http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/
:harhar::lol::smash:
You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit."
http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/
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CTVETTE78
Garage Junkie
CTVETTE78
Garage Junkie
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." He must be going some place where he gets seen right away.
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." He must be going some place where he gets seen right away.
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
SmokinBBC
Well-known member
Now that's friggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
Fishing trip...
Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after
a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the
lake without incident, And carried on my fishing with the
frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.:drink::gurney:
Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after
a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the
lake without incident, And carried on my fishing with the
frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.:drink::gurney:
Beagle 1
Well-known member
Saw this on another site yesterday--
A woman takes her dog to the vet because she thinks the dog is going deaf. The vet tells her the dog is fine, he just need to have the hair cut out of his ears, then charges her $80. When he sees that she is a little po'd about the $80 charge, he tells her she can just massage a little Nair hair remover in the dogs ear monthly from now on.
So the woman goes to the local pharmacy and asks the pharmasist for some Nair. He points to where it is on the shelf, and proceeds to tell her that she should rub some lotion on her legs after using it. "It's not for my legs" she says. OK, if you use it under your arms, don't use deodorant for a day or two.
"It's not for my underarms either".
Seeing the perplexed look on the pharmasists face, she says "it's for my Snauser".
"Well, in that case, don't ride a bike for a few days".
A woman takes her dog to the vet because she thinks the dog is going deaf. The vet tells her the dog is fine, he just need to have the hair cut out of his ears, then charges her $80. When he sees that she is a little po'd about the $80 charge, he tells her she can just massage a little Nair hair remover in the dogs ear monthly from now on.
So the woman goes to the local pharmacy and asks the pharmasist for some Nair. He points to where it is on the shelf, and proceeds to tell her that she should rub some lotion on her legs after using it. "It's not for my legs" she says. OK, if you use it under your arms, don't use deodorant for a day or two.
"It's not for my underarms either".
Seeing the perplexed look on the pharmasists face, she says "it's for my Snauser".
"Well, in that case, don't ride a bike for a few days".
Beagle 1
Well-known member
The wife and I were shopping the other day and we wondered off in different directions. After a while, I hear a woman yelling and then realize that it is the wife. So, I start hurrying towards the comotion and we meet up pretty quickly.
Was that you yelling a minute ago?
Yes, some jerk was mouthing off to me.
Really? What did he say? Do I need to go give him a attitude adjustment?
He said that my hair smelled good!
What? That's a little weird, but nothing to get all excited about.
Why did you get so upset??
"He was a midget".
Was that you yelling a minute ago?
Yes, some jerk was mouthing off to me.
Really? What did he say? Do I need to go give him a attitude adjustment?
He said that my hair smelled good!
What? That's a little weird, but nothing to get all excited about.
Why did you get so upset??
"He was a midget".
SmokinBBC
Well-known member
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Doh!
Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...Well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'
Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...Well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'
saudivette
Clueless In Sandland
Bath Night
A couple took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath. The woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.....
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed off her hairy muff.
When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know," he said, "but boys on the darts team hadn't!!"
A couple took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath. The woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.....
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed off her hairy muff.
When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know," he said, "but boys on the darts team hadn't!!"
saudivette
Clueless In Sandland
Men and women...
HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too". When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
Damn Corvette wouldn't start today can't figure it out. Got laid though.
HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too". When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
Damn Corvette wouldn't start today can't figure it out. Got laid though.
big2bird
Charter Member, Founder Bird-Run, Cruise-In Bird-R
Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
